Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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