i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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