if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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