So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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