He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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