maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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