I wish i was in the wii world.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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