I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
time to smoke my breakfast
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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