Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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