Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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