Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
where are my eyebrows?
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