what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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