She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
