Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
