You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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