Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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