He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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