no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
