Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
