Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm like, not good at living.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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