That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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