problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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