my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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