I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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