Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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