My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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