butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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