do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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