haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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