My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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