she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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