Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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