let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
These tits shall not be calmed
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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