We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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