Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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