i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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