Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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