so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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