Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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