Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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