Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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