i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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