i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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