i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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