I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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