You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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