16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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