Yo dont text me then not text me
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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