i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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