Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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