he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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