Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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