i just wanna soil my oats bro
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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