is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
