Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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