Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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