what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
